Neko! Levi x Reader: Damn Cat...

CUR-CLUNK.

Your eyes shot open at the sound, startling you out of your peaceful slumber. After your heart stopped trying to attempt to fly out of your chest, your eyes fluttered back shut. You went back to dreamless land in a matter of seconds.

CUR-CLUNK.

You jerked under your sheets. They flew off of you for a moment in your jump scare at the noise. Your eyes darted around your low-lit room, trying to figure out if something fell in your room. Seeing everything was in their organized locations, and nothing on the floor, you slowly sunk back into your mattress, squirming to get back into your sweet spot. A relaxed exhale of air escaped from your lips and you closed your eyes once more.

SCUFF, SCUFF, SCUFF.

A frustrated growl emitted deep from your throat as you clutched your pillow in annoyance. You flopped onto your stomach and slammed the pillow over your head, your face stuffed into your mattress as you made an annoyed muffled yell.

CUR-CLUNK.  CREAK...

'...Damn it...'

Your damn cat broke into your room. You felt a sudden weight on your feet that used your back as his personal walkway until stepping off your shoulders. The mattress sunk deeper by your arm.

WHOP!

"OW!" You smacked your cat, trying to make him stop hitting you with his whip for a tail. Seriously, when he whops you with his tail, he may as well have his tail be a whip. But he dodged at your lazy attempt to make him stop. To make you even more miffed, you felt him bury his head under your pillow.

"Feed me, bitch!" Your cat yowled in your ear.

You shot up from your laying position. "Damn it, Levi! I was sleeping just fine, I actually had a dream for once! But of course you just had to wake me up."

Levi glared at you with his steely eyes. "I'm hungry."

"That doesn't give you the right to wake me up!" You exclaimed.

You found Levi when he was just a kitten. The poor slick black kitty was just fur and bones when you stumbled onto his abandoned box that was moldy and wet. And really tiny. Super tiny. Hell, he's still small. A runt of the litter. You thought when you saw him that he was the most adorable little guy who just needed a loving home, yours. After all, you saw it as a sign. Your other cat died about a day before you found him. But...your other cat couldn't talk. Like actually talk. Or curse.

You lifted your head to look at your alarm clock that sat above you. You groaned and fell back onto your pillow. "You woke me up at six o'clock?! You usually get fed at eight!"

Levi's snout was in your face, showing his teeth as he growled, "Feed. Me. Woman. Now."

"FINNNNEEEEEE....." You grumbled behind locked teeth. With the speed of a slug, you rolled off your bed and got up to your feet.

You heard Levi jump down and trot over to your door. He sat in the doorway, his eyes flashing a cold stare as his tail twitched with aggressively. "Tch, can you be any slower, ass wipe?"

You returned his glare, crinkling your nose at him. "I'll take as long as I want to. I'm freaking tired. Get over it. This what you get for waking me up early."

"My grandma can walk faster than you."

"You don't even have a grandma!"

Levi scoffed and rolled his eyes. He turned his back on you and flicked his tail. "Just hurry the hell up." He disappeared from the doorway, out of your sight.

"...Jackass..." you muttered under your breath.

Down the hall,  Levi yowled, "I heard that!"

You wanted to throw something. Something at him. But you were just too lazy to. This cat's a demon, you swore. The cursing and name calling doesn't even faze you anymore but he can be annoying as hell!

You grumbled under your breath as you went down your apartment's hall to the kitchen. You ignored Levi's annoyed glare, even though you could feel him staring at you with every move you'd make. You undid the padlocks and dials on the food pantry, each one echoing a click. The cabinet creaked open and you reached inside, grabbing a can of Friskies. You stumbled to the automatic can opener and sawed off the lid. The lid popped off and clanked onto the counter. You placed the can on the floor. "There."

Levi huffed. "Bout damn time, brat." He trotted over to the can and sniffed it. A disapproving growl came from his throat and he sat in front of the can, staring up at you. He said in a monotone voice, "I don't want this shit."

"What?!" You flailed your arms in the air as you ranted, "This is your brand!  I had to buy all kinds for you because your a picky-ass eater and what do you say to me? You don't want it?! Why the hell not?!"

"I don't like chicken! You know that, you asshole!"

"Just eat it!" You yelled. "I'm not making you another one! You have any idea how expensive this food is?!"

Levi's ears folded back and spat, "Just give me my seafood, woman!  Or I'll make a hairball on you, right here, right now!"

Your eyes widened. You sent him a scowl. "You wouldn't dare..."

Levi got up and stalked over to you, cornering you. He lowered himself down to the floor and started coughing. His small body convulsed as he made the most disturbing sound you have ever heard. Was he seriously going to...?
He opened his mouth, tongue sticking out. Yup, he was.

"Okay, okay! I'll give you your seafood! Just stop doing that, your going to make me throw up."

Levi immediately stopped. He sat up and washed his whiskers, saying to you, "Now that wasn't so hard, was it?" He went back to his spot, waiting for his breakfast.

You grabbed the chicken can and tossed it the trash. "You're a brat, you know that?" Not waiting for an answer, you returned to the food pantry and got the right can of cat food. After doing through the process again, you set the seafood in front of him. "Happy?"

Levi sniffed it and looked up at you. "Yes." He attacked it. Wow, he really was hungry. Maybe he's growing? There's no way. He stopped a long time ago. A year old but is the size of a four month old cat. It was in a matter of seconds, the food was gone. He sat up and washed his face, not saying a single word.

You rolled your eyes and took the empty can to the trash can. When Levi didn't ask for more, you dragged your feet to the living room, plopping on your couch. You gripped onto the TV remote and turned the TV on, flipping through the channels until you found your cartoons. You jerked when Levi jumped onto the couch with you. You smiled at him when he crawled onto your lap, you starting to pet him. Your smile became bigger when he started purring and kneeding your leg. You scratched his chin and the purring became louder. "Why can't you act like this all the time?"

Levi sat up, taking your hand with him. He looked into your eyes as he bluntly answered, "Because your a pain in the ass in the morning."

"Look who's talking."

Levi glared at you but the glare melted away when you rubbed his ear. He leaned into your hand, his powerful purring tickling your palm. He crawled up to your chest and rubbed his cheek on yours. He went nuts when you started scratching him with both hands,  his purring so loud it drowned out the TV. He licked your nose. "I hate to say this but I'm glad you found me."

You sent him a small warm smile. You kissed his furry head. "Same here...you cute bastard."

Levi glared at you. "Annoying brat."

"Jackass." You hugged him. "Just let me love you."