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I'll Make a Guardian Out of You (Mulan Parody)

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Let's get down to business!
To defeat Nightmares
Did they send me daughters,
When I asked for sons?
You're the saddest bunch I've ever met.
But you can bet before we're through,
Mister, I'll Make a Guardian
Out of you


Tranquil as a forest,
But on fire within.
Once you find your center,
You are sure to win.
You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot,
And you haven't got a clue.
Somehow I'll make a Guardian out of you!


I'm never gonna catch my breath!
Say goodbye to those who knew me!
Pitch's got kids scared to death!
Hope he doesn't see right through me!
Now I really wish that I knew how to swim!


(Be a Guardian!)
We must be swift as a winter's breeze.
(Be a Guardian!)
With all the strength of a great child's dream.
(Be a Guardian!)
With all the force of a raging blizzard.
Mysterious as the dark-side of the moon!


Time is racing toward us!
'Til Nightmare's arrive
Heed the Moon's orders,
And you might survive!
You're  unsuited for,
The rage of war.
So pack up,
Go home.
You're through.
How could I,
Make a Guardian
Out of you?


(Be a Guardian!)
We must be swift as a winter's breeze.
(Be a Guardian!)
With all the strength of great child's dream.
(Be a Guardian!)
With all force of a raging blizzard.
Mysterious as the dark-side of the Moon!


(Be a Guardian!)
We must be as swift as a winter's breeze!
(Be a Guardian!)
With all the strength of great child's dream!
(Be a Guardian!)
With all the force of a raging blizzard!
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon!
Man, I hope no else has done this! I was watching Mulan one day and I was like: "THIS IS PERFECT FOR RISE OF THE GUARDIANS!!!" Now, this is a parody of "I'll Make a Guardian Out of You"...I know, I know...there's too many of these but I just had to make this! xD

I replaced and switched around words so it'd make sense and fit with Rise of the Guardians. Don't fret, I kept the simple layout of the song! And if you want to, make it into a song! Just let me know if you want to use it and send me the link when you are done! Also credit me!

Peace off. BOOP!
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sin-and-love's avatar
I thought this was about Destiny.